| The Deus guide to injecting:
1. Root around in pocket for insulin pen.
2. Get distracted by the surprising amount of fluff you can fit in one pocket.
3. Find pen.
4. Remove outer cap with left hand.
5. Remove inner cap with your teeth.
6. Do a 2u air shot
7. Dial up the insulin.
8. Randomly stab needle through t-shirt (or shorts, if sunny) to somewhere where you think there's body fat.
9. Plunge and hold for 5 seconds.
10. Replace cap with teeth.
11. Put metal cap back on.
12. Put pen in pocket.
13. Begin constructing folk monument out of fluff. | 
