| Either completely made up for the sake of a story or the man in question is an idiot.
First of all, you'd go to the Sangria bar but just have one / drink something else.
'Dead in bed?'. Uhuh. Not something you'd say to a ladee you were wanting to impress.
Going for a long jog on a beach with no fast acting carbs on you? With a new date who you then expect to bail you out? Not a chance.
Thinking that an olive can slow down the carbs in Vodka. Vodka has no carbs (unless it's a dodgy brand with a sugar-content flavouring, but if this is done right it's also zero carbs).
He then tells her that he is intelligent and responsible. After running on a remote beach with no carbs...
Gary | 
