Some thoughts:
* Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie.
* The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
* A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
* Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
* There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
* You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.
* In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
* The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
* Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players!
* Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
* The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
* There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly ... or start cheating.
* An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice ... once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
* Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.
* Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
* Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.
* There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
* Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
Enjoy your new hobby Dave!
Mike
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I hate walking as an exercise, it's not the physical activity that bothers me, it's the boredom, even when I'm listening to music. Where as I really enjoyed the golf, had fun and got exercise. One of my friends that was with me, wants to lose weight and is on for a couple of games a week, which is great, what's even better is that we have a local course and a round of 9 holes only costs €10 (US$15).
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