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Originally Posted by xMenace There was a young hooker from Wales
Who advertised the price of her tail
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing but only in Braille! |
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
I'll get my coat....