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jinrov
12-19-2007, 07:59 AM
Prevent yourself from getting diabetes by maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Avoid doing things which can increase your tendencies towards obesity. Be very picky with your food, always considering the quality of what you eat. Stay healthy by regularly visiting your doctor. Follow an exercise routine everyday, i.e. brisk walking or jogging; and if you are overweight, lose the extra pounds because it’s good for prevention and it’s also good as a treatment of complications

caswellhb
12-19-2007, 08:02 AM
Ok. Thank you.

Heather.

xMenace
12-19-2007, 08:18 AM
**** it! I'm enjoying this one.

Gangrel
12-19-2007, 08:19 AM
You know what makes me laugh? When people say "the" anything. Perhaps it's a language thing, but when I hear people say "ohhh, you have the diabetes".... it makes it sound trivial, like "ohhhh, you have the flu".

PS: I can't speak for everyone, but I'm guessing 99% of the board has "the diabetes" already, hence that's why we're here.....

PPS: I read jinrov's only other post on here and I smell something trolly. I'd whack the troll, but i'm too busy running away from The Diabetes!!!

xMenace
12-19-2007, 08:31 AM
I dunno Gangrel. It could be a serious person with absolutely no social skills. The Diabetes has been known to cause brain damage in certain people. I'm not sure we need to give him or her the troll treatment just yet.

Or maybe we do ...
http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG

Gangrel
12-19-2007, 08:40 AM
naw, I need some entertainment today. :P

Coming soon to the theatres near you!!!!


20 Years ago, in a small town outside of a major city, the government was conducting "black ops" experiments. They thought they knew what they were doing.

They were WRONG!

Their lab disappeared in an explosion of unknown origin.

The scientists were never heard from again.

And the townsfolk all became infected.... with something....so grotesque.... the world will shudder in absolute horror at their first glimpse of

THE DIABETES!!!!!!

The shambling The Diabetes will roam the lands, hunting fresh pancreases!!! Lock up your children!!! Hide in the hills!!! The Diabetes are unstoppable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Coming soon, also in IMAX 3D.

Harold
12-19-2007, 09:00 AM
Was going to delete, but I like the pic. So I'll just close it. :cool: