Diabetes Slogans

[EeyoreButterfly]

I've convinced Twilight 20 Somethings to do a diabetes campaign after their done with their current breast cancer awareness campaign. It's basically a website for young adults who are fans of Twilight (mostly women). Anyway, I need some fun slogans for a vampire themed diabetes shirt. Their Breast Cancer Shirt just says "Breast Cancer Sucks" with a pink ribbon done in the style of the Eclipse cover.

The only slogan I can come up with so far is something along the lines of "Vampires Think I'm Sweet" or "Vampire Dessert". I know I can do better. Help!

[ihd1111]

"Suck My Blood....And Get A Sugar High!"

[davef]

All sweet, a real treat

Suck on me for a sugar rush

Want some sugar?

Too sweet for Vampires

T2 sweet for vampires

[howdysf]

So sweet even my p i s s tastes like honey (or blood)

[EeyoreButterfly]

Let's keep the ideas coming! I want to find a slogan that people who aren't diabetic would feel comfortable wearing, so that the shirts will appeal to a broader audience. I think we can come up with some cute slogans (certainly better than the generic "Diabetes Sucks" haha) that don't imply the wearer has diabetes.

[davef]

Diabetes - vampire candy

[xMenace]

Keep the same vein:

Diabetes Sucks!
http://www.stupidartist.com/sketches/lollypop.jpg

[IrishJoe]

*assumes the fetal position because is freaked out by weird people*