Harold,
I guess I was hoping the internal battery was being charged by the user battery and would therefore be protected from rapid discharge by an internal resistor as part of the charging circuit.
If that is not the case, it still shouldn't hurt anything to short the user battery clip without the user battery in there. If I was very nervous, I'd use a 1k resistor to do the shorting.
Seems a shame that the only way to beat the thing is with a screwdriver and soldering iron. Don't mind the work, just always looking for shortcuts.
I program stuff for a living and I'd also bet there could be some code entry that would allow you to bypass or defeat the internal check system. Maybe I can find something online in newsgroups. The game is afoot!
Mike