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Just Wondering. I can't think of any right now.

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No, but I really love "2high"'s siggy:

[url]http://www.diabetesforums.com/members/3168.html[/url]
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No, but I really love "2high"'s siggy:

http://www.diabetesf...mbers/3168.html


Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

How about this...

"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)

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Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

How about this...

"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)


that's DISCUSTING!! lol

I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings...

400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there
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that's DISCUSTING!! lol

I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings...

400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there


Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...


"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"

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O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.

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O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.


Glad I made you smile!!

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i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive).

[url=http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Diabetes]Diabetes - Uncyclopedia[/url]
[url=http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Diabetes]Diabeetus - Encyclopedia Dramatica[/url]
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i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive).

Diabetes - Uncyclopedia
Diabeetus - Encyclopedia Dramatica


the Uncyclopedia one is far too funny.

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Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...


"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"



Shouldn't it be "YOU'RE hypo, I'm naked....." etc etc.?

Unless you want to lick the ice cream off your selft..... ;)
Now I remember why I hate the internet.....

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That uncyclopedia one was pretty funny, lol. I liked the edited glucose monitor machine..Too true :embarasse

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"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"


At my house it would be more like...(hubby speaks) "Honey, you're hypo, I'm naked and I have ice cream smeared all over me...what are you waiting for??"

Of course you realize that I can never, ever tell him this otherwise I can just IMAGINE what will happen the next time I have a hypo while he's home! Or maybe I should....:-

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Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.

I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.

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Whoa, thanks for the girl-covered-in-ice-cream-while-i'm-hypo fantasy. Diabetics are creative.

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:flute: I always chuckle when my meter says "HI" back to me.

I also like the chuckles like the following:

:bath: "How do you know you have a diabetic child in the car &/or home?"
:o "The ashtray is always filled with lancets and used glucose strips":wavey:

:hmmmm: " The nite light some kids use for reading under the covers in their bedroom is used for doing those nightime glucoses to avoid seizures."

:stupido3: " Mom's purse has an abundant amount of lifesavers & dextrose tabs."

:cool: " When mom yells 'Go wash your hands before supper, she has to add,
'and do a glucose test' if there's a diabetic child." :adore:

:king: You know you have a diabetic child when the necklace they're wearing is made of candy.

:boxing: You know you have a diabetic child when you are forever eating the other half of the banana.

I'm sure someone can add a few more.

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The biggest diabetes-related joke I know is my doctor.

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Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

How about this...

"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)


Alright who's gonna be my guinea pig?

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Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.

I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.


chocolate syrup??

The biggest diabetes-related joke I know is my doctor.

Joe


Hey... we have the same dr?!?!

Alright who's gonna be my guinea pig?


**steps back and says nothing**

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**steps back and says nothing**


What, you can't be nice to me, what were you thinking I was talking about?:confused:




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