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Old 01-01-2007, 08:24 PM
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Re: Anyone Know Any Good Diabetes Jokes

Just Wondering. I can't think of any right now.
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:37 PM
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No, but I really love "2high"'s siggy:

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Old 01-02-2007, 04:55 AM
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Old 01-02-2007, 05:10 AM
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No, but I really love "2high"'s siggy:

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Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

How about this...

"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)
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Old 01-02-2007, 05:13 AM
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Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

How about this...

"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)
that's DISCUSTING!! lol

I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings...

400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there
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Old 01-02-2007, 05:19 AM
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that's DISCUSTING!! lol

I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings...

400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there
Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...


"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"
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Old 01-02-2007, 06:01 AM
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O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.
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O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.
Glad I made you smile!!
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i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive).

Diabetes - Uncyclopedia
Diabeetus - Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Old 01-03-2007, 05:21 AM
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i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive).

Diabetes - Uncyclopedia
Diabeetus - Encyclopedia Dramatica
the Uncyclopedia one is far too funny.
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Old 01-03-2007, 05:48 AM
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"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"

Shouldn't it be "YOU'RE hypo, I'm naked....." etc etc.?

Unless you want to lick the ice cream off your selft.....
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That uncyclopedia one was pretty funny, lol. I liked the edited glucose monitor machine..Too true
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Old 01-03-2007, 11:56 AM
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"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"
At my house it would be more like...(hubby speaks) "Honey, you're hypo, I'm naked and I have ice cream smeared all over me...what are you waiting for??"

Of course you realize that I can never, ever tell him this otherwise I can just IMAGINE what will happen the next time I have a hypo while he's home! Or maybe I should....
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Old 01-03-2007, 03:14 PM
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Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.

I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.
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Whoa, thanks for the girl-covered-in-ice-cream-while-i'm-hypo fantasy. Diabetics are creative.
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