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01-01-2007, 08:24 PM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somerset, Pa
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| | | Re: Anyone Know Any Good Diabetes Jokes
Just Wondering. I can't think of any right now.
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01-01-2007, 08:37 PM
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01-02-2007, 04:55 AM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth UK
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01-02-2007, 05:10 AM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lower Templestowe, Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by Nada  | Awww, THANKS!!!!!!
How about this...
"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)
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01-02-2007, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 2high Awww, THANKS!!!!!!
How about this...
"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...) | that's DISCUSTING!! lol
I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings... 400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there
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01-02-2007, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Stuboy | Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...
"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"
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01-02-2007, 06:01 AM
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| | | O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.
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01-02-2007, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Injecto O.K. 2high, those are way too funny. | Glad I made you smile!!
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01-02-2007, 10:34 PM
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| | i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive). Diabetes - Uncyclopedia Diabeetus - Encyclopedia Dramatica
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01-03-2007, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Eyessack | the Uncyclopedia one is far too funny.
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01-03-2007, 05:48 AM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ottawa, ON
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Originally Posted by 2high Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...
"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??" |
Shouldn't it be "YOU'RE hypo, I'm naked....." etc etc.?
Unless you want to lick the ice cream off your selft..... 
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01-03-2007, 11:21 AM
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| | That uncyclopedia one was pretty funny, lol. I liked the edited glucose monitor machine..Too true  |
01-03-2007, 11:56 AM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern USA
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Originally Posted by 2high
"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"
| At my house it would be more like...(hubby speaks) "Honey, you're hypo, I'm naked and I have ice cream smeared all over me...what are you waiting for??"
Of course you realize that I can never, ever tell him this otherwise I can just IMAGINE what will happen the next time I have a hypo while he's home! Or maybe I should....  |
01-03-2007, 03:14 PM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somerset, Pa
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| | | Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.
I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.
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01-03-2007, 04:17 PM
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I am a: Type 1 | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Mateo County, CA
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| | | Whoa, thanks for the girl-covered-in-ice-cream-while-i'm-hypo fantasy. Diabetics are creative. |
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