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    1. 01-01-2007 08:24 PM #1
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      Re: Anyone Know Any Good Diabetes Jokes

      Just Wondering. I can't think of any right now.
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      No, but I really love "2high"'s siggy:

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    3. 01-02-2007 04:55 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by Nada View Post
      No, but I really love "2high"'s siggy:

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      Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

      How about this...

      "Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)

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      Quote Originally Posted by 2high View Post
      Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

      How about this...

      "Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)
      that's DISCUSTING!! lol

      I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings...

      400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there
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      Quote Originally Posted by Stuboy View Post
      that's DISCUSTING!! lol

      I find the best diabetic jokes come in the form of cartoon drawings...

      400 Diet, Fitness, Health and Medical Cartoons - scroll down to the diabetes section. A few giggles there
      Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...


      "I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"

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      O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Injecto View Post
      O.K. 2high, those are way too funny.
      Glad I made you smile!!

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      i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive).

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      Quote Originally Posted by Eyessack View Post
      i find these spoofs to be quite hilarious (some may find them offensive).

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      the Uncyclopedia one is far too funny.
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      Quote Originally Posted by 2high View Post
      Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...


      "I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"

      Shouldn't it be "YOU'RE hypo, I'm naked....." etc etc.?

      Unless you want to lick the ice cream off your selft.....
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      That uncyclopedia one was pretty funny, lol. I liked the edited glucose monitor machine..Too true
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      Quote Originally Posted by 2high View Post


      "I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"
      At my house it would be more like...(hubby speaks) "Honey, you're hypo, I'm naked and I have ice cream smeared all over me...what are you waiting for??"

      Of course you realize that I can never, ever tell him this otherwise I can just IMAGINE what will happen the next time I have a hypo while he's home! Or maybe I should....
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      Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.

      I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.
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      Whoa, thanks for the girl-covered-in-ice-cream-while-i'm-hypo fantasy. Diabetics are creative.
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