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Re: Anyone Know Any Good Diabetes Jokes

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Hey, It's your filthy mind Stu...

 

 

"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"

 

 

Shouldn't it be "YOU'RE hypo, I'm naked....." etc etc.?

 

Unless you want to lick the ice cream off your selft..... ;)

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"I'm hypo. I'm naked. I have ice cream smeared all over me... what are you waiting for??"

 

At my house it would be more like...(hubby speaks) "Honey, you're hypo, I'm naked and I have ice cream smeared all over me...what are you waiting for??"

 

Of course you realize that I can never, ever tell him this otherwise I can just IMAGINE what will happen the next time I have a hypo while he's home! Or maybe I should....:-

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Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.

 

I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.

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:flute: I always chuckle when my meter says "HI" back to me.

 

I also like the chuckles like the following:

 

:bath:"How do you know you have a diabetic child in the car &/or home?"

:o "The ashtray is always filled with lancets and used glucose strips":wavey:

 

:hmmmm: " The nite light some kids use for reading under the covers in their bedroom is used for doing those nightime glucoses to avoid seizures."

 

:stupido3: " Mom's purse has an abundant amount of lifesavers & dextrose tabs."

 

:cool: " When mom yells 'Go wash your hands before supper, she has to add,

'and do a glucose test' if there's a diabetic child." :adore:

 

:king: You know you have a diabetic child when the necklace they're wearing is made of candy.

 

:boxing: You know you have a diabetic child when you are forever eating the other half of the banana.

 

I'm sure someone can add a few more.

 

SunniD

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Awww, THANKS!!!!!!

 

How about this...

 

"Diabetic women taste sweeter"... (that can be taken however you choose...)

 

Alright who's gonna be my guinea pig?

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Diabetics must be the sexiest people alive today. All this diabetic humor has me amorous.

 

I've have never been covered in ice cream that would be very cold. Something a little warmer perhaps, maybe.

 

chocolate syrup??

 

The biggest diabetes-related joke I know is my doctor.

 

Joe

 

Hey... we have the same dr?!?!

 

Alright who's gonna be my guinea pig?

 

**steps back and says nothing**

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**steps back and says nothing**

 

What, you can't be nice to me, what were you thinking I was talking about?:confused:

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What, you can't be nice to me, what were you thinking I was talking about?:confused:

 

Well, I knda had the impression you were calling me a large hairy rodent...

 

:damnmate:

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I don't know that I want to taste any rodents... er I mean crap I wasn't talking about tasting was I:lollypop:? um nevermind!

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I don't know that I want to taste any rodents... er I mean crap I wasn't talking about tasting was I:lollypop:? um nevermind!

 

**sighs and holds out right arm**

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